Activeion Suspicious Amazon Reviews

ActiveionThe Activeion is a spray bottle that cleans your home with ionized tap water.  I’m not going to focus on this product’s dubios claims or the fact that it is unfortunately endorsed by Bill Nye the Science Guy. This has been covered very well in Brian Dunning’s post on skepticblog.org. It suffices it to say that there appears to be little actual science behind the product and it is very disappointing that Bill Nye, a childhood hero to many skeptics, has gotten mixed up with it. Instead, I will be focusing on some extremely suspicious Amazon.com reviews for the product.

On their website, Activeion has a graphic saying “Check out customer reviews on amazon.com.” The graphic shows 5 yellows stars, suggesting that they have a 5-star review rating. When you click on the graphic you are taken to the reviews page on Amazon for the Activeion AI1004 Ionator HOM, their least expensive product. Least expensive in this case means $179.99 for a squirt bottle. Their actual review rating (as of this writing) is 4 stars, not the 5-star rating shown on their website. There are ten customer reviews; seven 5-star reviews, one 3-star review, and two 1-star review. When we look into the content of these reviews, the discussion for each (you can comment on individual reviews), and the people that left each review we discover some very suspicious patterns.

Let’s start with the two 1-star reviews to illustrate what a legitimate review should look like. Each of these reviews was left by a person with a large history of Amazon.com reviews.  One person has written 95 reviews, the other has written 88 reviews. Each reviewer has reviewed a wide range of products and given ratings ranging from 1-star to 5-star. They do not have a history of focusing on similar products or only giving bad reviews. Each reviewer ran a number of tests comparing their Activeion to ordinary water and came to the same conclusion, that it does not clean any better than water. I don’t know whether these people would call themselves skeptics, but they certainly behaved as skeptics. I can see no reason not to assume that these are legitimate product reviews written by real people who actually have experience with this product.

The single 3-star review is a little less straight forward. I do believe that this is also a legitimate review because the reviewer has left 49 reviews on a variety of products. However, he is clearly not a skeptic. He tested the product on a number of surfaces, but he did not directly compare it to ordinary water. The last sentence of his review is especially telling, “I believe it is sanitizing. I just need to convince myself it is.” These are not the words of a skeptic. He says it cleans countertops, mirrors, fabric, and fruit well but does not consider that so does water. He gave the product a 3-star review because it could not clean the tub or the shower, so he “could never use this to replace [chemical] cleaners.”

And now we get to the seven 5-star reviews. There are several reasons to suspect that these reviews are fraudulent. Only one of these people has ever reviewed another product (and only once). For the other six, Activeion is their only product review. Compare this to the 1-star and 3-star reviewers who have an average of 77 reviews each. The reviews themselves contain some suspicious content and odd similarities. One reviewer wrote “my Activeion completely removed a blood stain from my light beige carpet” and another wrote “It completely removed a red wine spill from our beige carpet.” These reviews share another interesting characteristic. Each has the exact same comment left by the exact same person, a link to an FTC article about endorsement and testimonial guidelines. I emailed the Amazon user who left these comments, Miss Margaret Picky, and asked her why she had posted the link.  This was her response:

“The reason I posted that link is because Amazon doesn’t like it when commenters attack other commenters by calling them shills.  Activeion links to the Amazon reviews from their corporate website and as an experienced reviewer it is obvious that these were solicited reviews.  I am not saying that I know for a fact that they are fraudulent–the reviewers may have used the item–but the FTC requires people to reveal any material connection or that they received a review product or payment for their review, as does Amazon guidelines.  I suspect that most or all of the five-star reviewers did not pay for their device and/or are somehow related to the company or its distributors yet do not reveal this and it should be reported to the FTC.  The tone of some of the reviews is amusing, they sound like advertising copy.  Two reviewers state they are “fans”.  Another wishes them good luck with the product.  At least one of them is located near the corporate offices.  This has been discussed on the forum for Vine reviewers.”

“Vine reviewers” refers to Amazon’s Vine program in which trusted and experienced reviewers are provided with new and pre-release items to review. Like Margaret, I have no direct evidence that Activeion has been manipulating their Amazon rating by posting fraudulent reviews.  However, the fact that they link to their Amazon reviews from their homepage suggests that they have a strong motivation to keep their rating as high as possible.  Based on the drastically different characteristics between the positive and negative reviews for their product I believe it is reasonable to be suspicious.

I leave you with a video posted by one of the 1-star reviewers comparing the Activeion to plain water on a wine stain.

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As Seen On TV Hat

The As Seen On TV Hat pretty much speaks for itself. When I first found their website I thought it might be a parody. It isn’t. I would file this under “useful but embarrassing” along with the Infinitely Adjustable Reading Valet if it weren’t for Gizmodo’s scathing review. Be sure to watch the video. Delightful.

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Time to invent a new word!

I am proposing the creation of a new word for use on SMHY. This word will describe the meaningless, buzzwordy, and unverifiable language found in marketing.  Here’s what I have in mind: ‘adverbabble.’ This is a play on the term technobabble, which wikipedia defines as:

“a form of prose using jargon, buzzwords and highly esoteric language to give an impression of plausibility through mystification, misdirection, and obfuscation.”

A phrase will qualify as adverbabble if it contains impressive sounding language which upon closer inspection doesn’t actually make any testable claims. Allow me to illustrate this with an example. I snapped the photo below at Starbucks. Here’s the text:

“Broken Bells; The Shin’s James Mercer and Gnarls Barkley’s Danger Mouse team up on an experimental yet accessible project that’s earning rave notices.”

In case it isn’t clear, this was advertising a CD. The adverbabble in this advertisement is the phrase ‘earning rave notices.’ What exactly is a rave notice? I know what a rave review is. If I want to test whether or not a product is receiving rave reviews all I have to do is look for some extremely positive reviews. Reviews are tangible things which can be investigated. How do I test for notices? Furthermore, how can a notice be raving? When I picture a rave notice I imagine someone saying “Wow, I just discovered that this product exists! It’s right over there, on the shelf! Awesome!” The phrase ‘earning rave notices’ seems impressive and compelling, but is actually completely meaningless. Therefore, it’s adverbabble.

Broken Bells earns rave notices

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Sneaky SkyMall Banner Ad

I made an interesting discovery Monday while researching the lyrics to Yarn and Glue by Joanna Newsom. It’s a delightful song, by the way. Any song that sends me running to a dictionary to look up the word panopticon earns itself a special place in my heart. At any rate, I was reading through the lyrics at SongMeanings.net, a website I had never heard of before, when I spotted a SkyMall advertisement (screenshot 1). The ad had a little slideshow of products and, much to my surprise, two of them were products I had been researching earlier that day. My first thought was “wow, that’s a neat coincidence.” Then it occurred to me that it was entirely plausible that SkyMall put a cookie on my system that the ad recognized and I was being shown those products intentionally. So, like any skeptic worth his salt, I tested it. I went back to SkyMall, looked at a few random products, then reloaded the page at SongMeanings. Sure enough, the products I was shown changed to the ones I had just viewed. After some more testing I determined that the first two products in the ad’s slideshow would always be the last two products I viewed on SkyMall. The remaining seven products in the slideshow had no relationship to my viewing history. I snapped some screenshots for proof. Screenshot 2 shows my browser history with added labels. Screenshot 3 shows the first product in the ad. Screenshot 4 shows the second product in the ad. You can clearly see the relationship between my browser history and the ad I was shown. I tried to replicate this today to get a video of the process, but I couldn’t get the SkyMall ad to appear again on SongMeanings no matter how fervently I clicked the refresh button.

I knew this sort of thing was going on, but I had never seen it in action before. I hadn’t logged into SkyMall or SongMeanings, so they had no way to track me other than through cookies. What amazes me most is how quickly my viewing history propagated through the system. You can see in my browser history that I viewed the Telekinetic Obstacle Course at 11:46 PM and within the same minute reloaded the ad. The banner ad provider, DoubleClick I think, had plenty of time to find out what I had been viewing and show me the appropriate products. The other possibility is that the information is stored in the cookie. I have no idea how these things work.  Perhaps someone would like to send me an email and fill me in.

I want to point out that I’m not necessarily casting judgement here. I know that my web surfing habits are far from private. If I want to stop this sort of thing from happening I can easily block cookies, but I know my web experience would suffer. The truth is that the web is largely powered by advertisements. If I’m going to be shown an ad, it may as well be relevant. I believe we benefit from effective advertising. If an ad leads me to a product or service I really need while funding a website I care about everyone wins. Obviously, we deserve some base level of privacy on the internet, but I don’t feel that this ad crossed over that line. It was super sneaky, but no harm was done. I even got a blog post out of it.

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