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Activeion Suspicious Amazon Reviews
On their website, Activeion has a graphic saying “Check out customer reviews on amazon.com.” The graphic shows 5 yellows stars, suggesting that they have a 5-star review rating. When you click on the graphic you are taken to the reviews page on Amazon for the Activeion AI1004 Ionator HOM, their least expensive product. Least expensive in this case means $179.99 for a squirt bottle. Their actual review rating (as of this writing) is 4 stars, not the 5-star rating shown on their website. There are ten customer reviews; seven 5-star reviews, one 3-star review, and two 1-star review. When we look into the content of these reviews, the discussion for each (you can comment on individual reviews), and the people that left each review we discover some very suspicious patterns.
Let’s start with the two 1-star reviews to illustrate what a legitimate review should look like. Each of these reviews was left by a person with a large history of Amazon.com reviews. One person has written 95 reviews, the other has written 88 reviews. Each reviewer has reviewed a wide range of products and given ratings ranging from 1-star to 5-star. They do not have a history of focusing on similar products or only giving bad reviews. Each reviewer ran a number of tests comparing their Activeion to ordinary water and came to the same conclusion, that it does not clean any better than water. I don’t know whether these people would call themselves skeptics, but they certainly behaved as skeptics. I can see no reason not to assume that these are legitimate product reviews written by real people who actually have experience with this product.
The single 3-star review is a little less straight forward. I do believe that this is also a legitimate review because the reviewer has left 49 reviews on a variety of products. However, he is clearly not a skeptic. He tested the product on a number of surfaces, but he did not directly compare it to ordinary water. The last sentence of his review is especially telling, “I believe it is sanitizing. I just need to convince myself it is.” These are not the words of a skeptic. He says it cleans countertops, mirrors, fabric, and fruit well but does not consider that so does water. He gave the product a 3-star review because it could not clean the tub or the shower, so he “could never use this to replace [chemical] cleaners.”
And now we get to the seven 5-star reviews. There are several reasons to suspect that these reviews are fraudulent. Only one of these people has ever reviewed another product (and only once). For the other six, Activeion is their only product review. Compare this to the 1-star and 3-star reviewers who have an average of 77 reviews each. The reviews themselves contain some suspicious content and odd similarities. One reviewer wrote “my Activeion completely removed a blood stain from my light beige carpet” and another wrote “It completely removed a red wine spill from our beige carpet.” These reviews share another interesting characteristic. Each has the exact same comment left by the exact same person, a link to an FTC article about endorsement and testimonial guidelines. I emailed the Amazon user who left these comments, Miss Margaret Picky, and asked her why she had posted the link. This was her response:
“Vine reviewers” refers to Amazon’s Vine program in which trusted and experienced reviewers are provided with new and pre-release items to review. Like Margaret, I have no direct evidence that Activeion has been manipulating their Amazon rating by posting fraudulent reviews. However, the fact that they link to their Amazon reviews from their homepage suggests that they have a strong motivation to keep their rating as high as possible. Based on the drastically different characteristics between the positive and negative reviews for their product I believe it is reasonable to be suspicious.
I leave you with a video posted by one of the 1-star reviewers comparing the Activeion to plain water on a wine stain.